Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have been spotted on a date in New York only days after Orlando was photographed on holiday with Jennifer ’spade-face’ Aniston. Keeping us all guessing about his romantic life by changing his partners more often than he changes his shorts seems to be Orlando’s idea of a good plan. Kerr denied being in a relationship with Orlando when they were seen house hunting together back in April but I wonder if she’ll be singing a different tune now.
I can only express relief that Orlando has seen sense and swapped the flat face of Aniston for the more appealing one of a slutty lingerie model. Now he doesn’t have to crack one off over Kerr’s page in Victoria’s Secret, she’ll actually be there in the flesh… I Feel an scandalous sex tape coming on and on the plus side, she’s used to getting her kit off so it’ll probably be worth watching.
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