Mariah Carey has launched her new perfume ‘M’ and, oh, aren’t we all excited. Self obsessed singer Mariah was approached by Elizabeth Arden, no less, to create her own fragrance and Mariah, who was unable to stop herself from following in the footsteps of the likes of Paris Hilton, just had to have one. It’s apparently a mixture of Moroccan incense, toasted marshmallows and a flower called the Living Tahitian Tiare. Nice! Elizabeth Arden, you’ve created a monster!
I’d like to think this perfume smells really nice but I’m having trouble accepting that Mariah knows anything but the scent of her own ass crack since she spends so much time brown nosing herself or with her head up her own ass. Mariah has even said that she’s obsessed with the fragrance and is said to have spent as much time launching it as she did on her music career. That seals it for me… It must be eau de ass crack
‘M’ is going to be sold in a purple bottle with Mariah’s own butterfly icon on the top. How pretty. You might be able to hide the pale yellow colour of ‘eau de ass crack’ with some lovely purple glass and a pretty motif but you can’t hide it’s true nature.
You know, if this perfume turns out to be nice after all, I might just start forgiving Mariah for the self obsessed red carpet incident… Maybe.
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