Eva Longoria’s fake sex video has broken the hearts (and probably balls too) of every male fan she has. With quickening pulses, these guys dredged the Internet seeking a sordid porn video starring the gorgeous Eva and lucky hubby Tony Parker only to be blown out of the water by pillow fights and push-ups. It’s scarcely worth watching, no the irony isn’t lost on me as that was obviously the plan all along.
Cruel intentions or publicity stunt? Either way, with the dreams of so many men dashed on the rocks of humour there’s got to be a few guys feeling pretty bitter about their loss. The way I see it: Gorgeous actress + High hopes + rejection = psycho stalker man! Good luck, lady!
Don’t worry guys, I bet that she’ll get caught shagging on tape eventually, getting done good and proper by some randomer who will make himself famous by being the guy who filmed himself porking Eva Longoria. He’ll also be the guy who made himself dead by porking Eva Longoria, at least when her husband finds out.
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