Serial alcoholic David Hasselhoff has been hospitalized after falling off the wagon yet again! The last time we saw The Hoff drunk as a skunk it was in a video submitted to his own daughter to various news organisations in a desperate attempt to shame him into rehab. Succeeding in giving us the biggest laugh we’ve all year, the video was splashed all over the Internet… lets remind ourselves what a total dickhead The Hoff looked like back then.
He’s so drunk he can’t even get his burger into his mouth let alone keep it on the plate. He reminds me of my ex boyfriend, the way he thinks that while he’s drunk he needs to raise his eyebrows to keep his eyes open and that he can’t chew with his mouth closed.
The dribbling, grunting mess that is David Hasselhoff version 2.0 is far more entertaining than the one we saw jogging around the set of Baywatch with more titty bounce than Pamela Anderson. He should re-launch his pathetic excuse for a career by signing up as a judge on America’s Got Talent, oh wait, he already did that. So, what next eh, Hoff? Fancy doing a regular drunken video? I’d pay to see it.
Thursday, October 18th 2007 at 11:54 pm
[…] It’s a hell of a step down from only being able to see your kids in the presence of a parenting coach to not being able to see them at all. She must be near to breaking point again now and you know she’s going to blow so spectacularly it’s going to go down in legend along with The Hoff. […]