The Spice Girls miming on stage at a charity event? You’re joking aren’t you? Watch the video and judge for yourselves. I’m sure the organisers of the Children in Need charity show probably thought they’d got themselves a real money spinner when they managed to book The Spices to perform their songs Headlines and Stop on stage. I don’t know what’s worse, actually having them sing in their droning voices or have them mime really badly and bob up and down on the stage like buoys caught in a rip tide.
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Orlando Bloom was involved in a multi car pile up last night, as he smashed his vehicle in to a parked Porsche. The Pirates Of The Caribbean star walked away from the incident unscathed but one of his two female passengers weren’t so lucky, being left with cuts and bruises. He’s blaming a member of the paparazzi for the smash, saying a vehicle being driven by one cut in front of him leaving him nowhere to go.
Serial alcoholic David Hasselhoff has been hospitalized after falling off the wagon yet again! The last time we saw The Hoff drunk as a skunk it was in a video submitted to his own daughter to various news organisations in a desperate attempt to shame him into rehab. Succeeding in giving us the biggest laugh we’ve all year, the video was splashed all over the Internet… lets remind ourselves what a total dickhead The Hoff looked like back then.
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel’s love affair continues, this time with footage of the couple at Sunday’s Green Bay Packer Vs Chicago Bears football game in Wisconsin. The musical midget and the Blade 3 horn-monster have been screwing since at least May and probably well before that. Mr. Trousersnake flew Biel to the UK to see him and they were spotted snogging in a Manchester hotel bar after one of his gigs in the British city.
Britney Spears’ new single Gimme More has arrived but the video has not (those douchebags at YouTube keep removing it!). The new album, aptly titled Blackout is supposed to be a symbol of her blocking out all the bad shit that’s happened in her life. Blackout is more likely what happened to her when she went into the studio to record the video and when she came to, they presented her with a nice DVD of herself pole dancing really badly to her own really bad song.
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