Prepare yourself, this is the news of the century, and something you would never have guessed if those helpful and informative tabloid newspapers hadn’t informed you of it…
SIMON COWELL VISITS STRIP CLUBS, and likes lapdancers too.
Even though Cowell has a long term girlfriend, he still likes to visit strip clubs and describes anyone who doesn’t like lapdancers as having a problem. Apparently girlfriend Terri Seymour reluctantly allows him to visit lapdancing clubs and gets his fill… and possibly feel.
I’m not a big fan of Rihanna. Okay, that Umbrella song was quite good, and a bit catchy to say the least, but the rest of her stuff is just derivative drivel, at least in my opinion. But these new pictures of Rihanna at MTV TRL show she does have some good things about her which she should be proud of, well two to be precise.
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel’s love affair continues, this time with footage of the couple at Sunday’s Green Bay Packer Vs Chicago Bears football game in Wisconsin. The musical midget and the Blade 3 horn-monster have been screwing since at least May and probably well before that. Mr. Trousersnake flew Biel to the UK to see him and they were spotted snogging in a Manchester hotel bar after one of his gigs in the British city.
Have you ever wanted to see Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher naked? No, me neither. But there are some weirdos out there who’ll look at any old celebrity nude, no matter how saggy or geeky they are. So those freaks must be overjoyed at the news that there may be some ‘private’ mobile phone pictures floating around of the couple in various states of undress.
Eva Longoria’s fake sex video has broken the hearts (and probably balls too) of every male fan she has. With quickening pulses, these guys dredged the Internet seeking a sordid porn video starring the gorgeous Eva and lucky hubby Tony Parker only to be blown out of the water by pillow fights and push-ups. It’s scarcely worth watching, no the irony isn’t lost on me as that was obviously the plan all along.
Eva Longoria, apparently not happy with flaunting herself on Desperate Housewives, is now the new star of the most recent sex video to hit the Internet. Shock! Horror! What ever will we see next? Eva, being the hottie that she is, is bound to have a huge following of men practically breaking their necks to be the first to see the saucy little show she put on for her husband Tony Parker. Lucky guy!
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