It looks like Jake Gyllenhaal’s on-off relationship with Reese Witherspoon is finally over. Gyllenhaal confirmed all of the recent gossip concerning the state of their coupling by stating, on the Jonathan Ross chat show in the UK, he is now definitely 100% single. He did however break the hearts of a million gay men who had fantasised about getting a piece of Brokeback Mountain style cowboy action with him by stating he’s not interested in men.
Paul McCartney and Heather Mills were in court again today over their £60 million ($130m) ‘money for silence’ divorce settlement. Apparently fed up of the whole situation, Macca wants a deal to be made where the settlement will act as “silencing money” for Mills so she’ll keep her mouth shut about their marriage and subsequent divorce.
Mills is already planning to publicise her side of the story, no doubt playing on how badly she was treated by Macca, who is said to be worth over £825 million ($1.7 billion). Imagine the hardships she must have endured in such a shallow lap of luxury as his.
Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have been spotted on a date in New York only days after Orlando was photographed on holiday with Jennifer ’spade-face’ Aniston. Keeping us all guessing about his romantic life by changing his partners more often than he changes his shorts seems to be Orlando’s idea of a good plan. Kerr denied being in a relationship with Orlando when they were seen house hunting together back in April but I wonder if she’ll be singing a different tune now.
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel’s love affair continues, this time with footage of the couple at Sunday’s Green Bay Packer Vs Chicago Bears football game in Wisconsin. The musical midget and the Blade 3 horn-monster have been screwing since at least May and probably well before that. Mr. Trousersnake flew Biel to the UK to see him and they were spotted snogging in a Manchester hotel bar after one of his gigs in the British city.
Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom have been splashed about the Internet and news alike having been spotted on holiday together in Mexico this week. It’s been said by a fellow holiday maker that although they were trying to be discreet it was obvious that they were a couple. Tell us something we don’t know!
Britney Spears has lost the custody of her children in an unexpected turn today. The one time pop icon has been dubbed an unfit mother by L.A. Judge Scott Gordon. The father of her children, Kevin Federline, had his lawyer (Kaplan) at hand to convince the judge of exactly how unfit Britney is as a mother. He couldn’t, of course, see for himself as she’s been in the papers for weeks over the slightest piece of gossip.
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