What’s this about Rihanna and rehab? She wishes! She hasn’t got the balls to even half need a trip to rehab unless she’s visiting Pete Doherty. The only thing she needs rehab for his her addiction to poor hair cuts and producing crap rip-off’s of other people’s songs.
Britney Spears might soon be in her very own padded cell hell after her estranged father, Jamie Spears, sought legal help to arrange an intervention on Britney’s behalf. He’s apparently worried that she’ll do herself or her children some harm in her completely fucked up mental state and wants to have her committed to a mental home for rehab.
I wonder what gave him that idea. Could it be that she’s had her kids taken off her by not-so-model ex-husband Kevin Federline? Or that she’s spending money like it’s going out of fashion on clothes that really are going out of fashion? Could it be the drugs and alcohol abuse, or lack there of, since she’s been ordered to attend regular testing for both of those? Daddy Spears seems to be taking a late interest in his daughters life problems, perhaps he’s hoping to cash in on her pending nervous breakdown, because you know it’s coming and when it does she’s going to be a complete train wreck, even more so than she is now.
Serial alcoholic David Hasselhoff has been hospitalized after falling off the wagon yet again! The last time we saw The Hoff drunk as a skunk it was in a video submitted to his own daughter to various news organisations in a desperate attempt to shame him into rehab. Succeeding in giving us the biggest laugh we’ve all year, the video was splashed all over the Internet… lets remind ourselves what a total dickhead The Hoff looked like back then.
Pete Doherty’s attempted suicide has put him in the media spot light once again. While still in rehab he took an overdose of ‘pills’ when he discovered that ex-girlfriend Kate Moss was dating another guy. After being clean for six weeks he fell off the wagon spectacularly by downing a whole bottle of pills. Drugs certainly seem to be the answer for poor old Pete, he must have some for every occasion.
Lindsay Lohan has reportedly checked herself out of the Cirque Lodge Treatment Center (posh name for rehab) and is now on her way to LA. The wayward actress had spent 2 months in the clinic following her arrest for drink driving in July, but has now deemed herself well enough be be let out in public again.
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