The Spice Girls miming on stage at a charity event? You’re joking aren’t you? Watch the video and judge for yourselves. I’m sure the organisers of the Children in Need charity show probably thought they’d got themselves a real money spinner when they managed to book The Spices to perform their songs Headlines and Stop on stage. I don’t know what’s worse, actually having them sing in their droning voices or have them mime really badly and bob up and down on the stage like buoys caught in a rip tide.
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Justin Timberlake may be a God amongst singers, with his brand of sexy R’n'B which makes women everywhere get sticky knickers, but it seems he’s not always happy to be pleasant to fans and photographers. Mr Trousersnake was eating out at a restaurant in Brisbane, Australia when he not only snubbed fans waiting for autographs but also left without leaving a tip.

Prepare yourself, this is the news of the century, and something you would never have guessed if those helpful and informative tabloid newspapers hadn’t informed you of it…
SIMON COWELL VISITS STRIP CLUBS, and likes lapdancers too.
Even though Cowell has a long term girlfriend, he still likes to visit strip clubs and describes anyone who doesn’t like lapdancers as having a problem. Apparently girlfriend Terri Seymour reluctantly allows him to visit lapdancing clubs and gets his fill… and possibly feel.
Mariah Carey has launched her new perfume ‘M’ and, oh, aren’t we all excited. Self obsessed singer Mariah was approached by Elizabeth Arden, no less, to create her own fragrance and Mariah, who was unable to stop herself from following in the footsteps of the likes of Paris Hilton, just had to have one. It’s apparently a mixture of Moroccan incense, toasted marshmallows and a flower called the Living Tahitian Tiare. Nice! Elizabeth Arden, you’ve created a monster!
Tom cruise is apparently planning some ‘buddy time’ with David Beckham to cheer him up after an injury in his not so good first season with LA Galaxy. A troublesome ankle injury means that Beckham will be out of action for a month. But not to worry, eh Becks, as good buddy Tom Cruise will be on hand to cheer you up with a few manly activities.
Speaking to Radio Five Live at the London premier for his new movie, Lions For Lambs, Tom said:
“We will go out and fly some airplanes or race some cars or something like that. I’ll talk to Victoria and see if she’s all right with that. But we’ll have some fun.”
Spice Girls Victoria Beckham, Melanie Chisholm, Geri Halliwell, Emma Bunton and Melanie Brown were acting like spoiled brats at the video shoot for the music video of their new single Headlines. They were so bratty that the director of the video was threatening to walk out and is probably considerably more bald than he started out. Wouldn’t you be if you had to work with Spoiled, Lesbo, Evil, Crybaby and Moany Spices all at once. I’d be found in the nearest padded cell or failing that I’d have developed a taste for freak shows.
Sir Ian McKellen shocked Singaporeans live on morning TV while he was promoting his recent acting venture. When asked what he was looking forward to doing in Singapore Ian replied “Can you recommend any good gay bars?” much to the displeasure of the host of the show. Ian is said to have been unaware of the anti-gay laws in Singapore and didn’t realise he would be criminalised as soon as he set foot in the country. I ask you, from a country that banned chewing gum for 12 years, what would you expect?
Kid Rock seems to have moved from one classy situation to another. He’s gone from a perfectly normal marriage (yeah right) with beach bimbo Pamela Anderson to having brawls in quaint waffle houses in Atlanta. He supposedly got into a fight with a waffle buying patron when he recognised the lady hanging on Kid’s arm at 5 in the morning. I know what you’re thinking… she was either the other guy’s wife or the local “professional companion”. Either is likely knowing Kid’s reputation for womanising.
Victoria Beckham thinks she’s gone too far with her appearance, for once. It’s taken a hell of a lot to get her this far but now that she’s here she may realise some of the other mistakes she’s made with her image. Or she may not.
Clearly embarrassed by her hair at the time she told the Daily Mirror:
“My hair just feels so luminous at the moment. I had this colour done in LA when it was really bright and sunny. Now I go back to the UK and it’s a bit overcast and cold and I feel like I’m glowing in the dark.”
Robbie Williams has always gone for shocks with his brazen behaviour and out there attitude but I think he’s gone too far this time. Joking with reporters that he’d been “wanking and shooting heroin” when asked what he’d been up to lately seems to have really jolted the US. I’m not entirely sure he was joking either, as I can actually picture him doing just as he said and a shockingly honest answer is sometimes the best joke of all.
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