Britney Spears has now lost the visitation rights to both of her kids after Commissioner Gordon (shouldn’t he be summoning Batman instead?) deemed her to have defied the court orders placed on her when she first lost custody of her aforementioned kids. What’s she going to lose next, her marbles? Or has she already done that! I’m looking back and seeing a shaved head, nah, she was completely sane that time.
Hold the front page, stop everything, cease, desist and listen! Britney Spears doesn’t like wearing underwear… yes, that’s all, not exactly news is it. Anyone who has seen her minge in any of the up skirt shots on the Internet this year (err, that’s everyone) already knew this startling piece of information. But that didn’t stop jewellery designer and ‘friend of Britney’ Tuesday Knight (made up name surely?) from feeling she had to explain this fact to us.
Britney Spears might soon be in her very own padded cell hell after her estranged father, Jamie Spears, sought legal help to arrange an intervention on Britney’s behalf. He’s apparently worried that she’ll do herself or her children some harm in her completely fucked up mental state and wants to have her committed to a mental home for rehab.
I wonder what gave him that idea. Could it be that she’s had her kids taken off her by not-so-model ex-husband Kevin Federline? Or that she’s spending money like it’s going out of fashion on clothes that really are going out of fashion? Could it be the drugs and alcohol abuse, or lack there of, since she’s been ordered to attend regular testing for both of those? Daddy Spears seems to be taking a late interest in his daughters life problems, perhaps he’s hoping to cash in on her pending nervous breakdown, because you know it’s coming and when it does she’s going to be a complete train wreck, even more so than she is now.
Britney Spears’ new single Gimme More has arrived but the video has not (those douchebags at YouTube keep removing it!). The new album, aptly titled Blackout is supposed to be a symbol of her blocking out all the bad shit that’s happened in her life. Blackout is more likely what happened to her when she went into the studio to record the video and when she came to, they presented her with a nice DVD of herself pole dancing really badly to her own really bad song.
Britney Spears has lost the custody of her children in an unexpected turn today. The one time pop icon has been dubbed an unfit mother by L.A. Judge Scott Gordon. The father of her children, Kevin Federline, had his lawyer (Kaplan) at hand to convince the judge of exactly how unfit Britney is as a mother. He couldn’t, of course, see for himself as she’s been in the papers for weeks over the slightest piece of gossip.
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